Literally misused

Literally misused

Did you notice the sign Steven made for the Chicago Marathon? “You’re Kicking AssPhalt… Literally” One of our biggest pet peeves is when the word “literally” is misused. It happens A LOT. The example I always think of is when...

Wouldn’t it be nice…

Wouldn’t it be nice if all of our weekends were three-day weekends? Steven and I had enough time this weekend to cross a lot of things off of our “to-do” list and still go bowling twice, see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (boo,...

Most expensive bar of soap ever

Steven called me yesterday at work to tease me. “I have a surprise for you.” “Oh! What is it?” “You have to wait until you get home tonight.” “You turd.” I love surprises. I looked forward to it all day. I was having a...

Becoming prude?

When did I become too shy to be naked around my husband? Maybe somewhere between our September 1 wedding and the 20+ pounds I have put on? Yeah, that’s gotta be it. I’m usually not shy when it comes to my body. I’m not going around flashing people,...

Give me your tots

I just realized I brought peach-flavored yogurt and a peach in my lunch today. Duh. That makes me feel kind of dumb. At least one is “dairy” and one counts as “fruit.” When my class was learning about the food pyramid in grade school, our teacher gave us each a sheet...

Farm Boy

Do you think you can tell where a person is from after meeting them? I am not talking about using clues like the way they talk, or they way they dress, but just based on their personality. (See how Today’s Idiom inspired this post) I don’t think I can tell where...