Friday Question #51

What would you do for fun if you had to give up tv, movies, electronic games and the internet? I think giving up those things would take some getting used to. But maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad goal for 2009? I know I would like to: Spend more time with...

My resolution

A homeless woman just shouted at me, “You’re infected with disease you disgusting whore!” Is it that obvious?! New Year’s Resolution: Cover up the fact that I am a disgusting whore infected with disease. It’s gonna be hard, but I think...

We’re like hostages on this train!

My wish didn’t come true. My Metra wish, that is. All I could think about at the end of the day was getting home. I had a wonderful Christmas, but I am exhausted. I feel dead tired – more tired than I’ve felt in a long time. This month is just...
Celebrating with sugar – lots of sugar

Celebrating with sugar – lots of sugar

Today is Steven’s birthday. Can you guess how old he is? When I asked Steven what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, he said he wanted a “huge bavarian creme donut.” “Not twice the size of a normal doughnut, but like, four times...