But none of the juicy stuff, sorry. Saving that for my memoir (and therapy).

  • Today someone said to me “I didn’t know you were vegan!” To which my response was “I’m glad you didn’t! I don’t want that to be a major part of my identity.” For real.
  • No one should be subjected to spending as much time with me as my coworkers have to. Only Steven has signed up for that. To spend the week with me is to be witness to a lot of different emotions, outbursts, and oversharing. I am who I am.
  • On that note, my coworkers know more about what’s going on in my personal life than my friends outside of work. It’s too much to keep people updated.
  • The bathroom has become my art gallery with me swapping out different painted rocks every few weeks. This sounds very, very weird but many people tell me they love it!
  • I got a temporary (position only) promotion! Because so many people are leaving. So not really a celebration. Womp womp.