- Ha, life sure is lifing, y’all. I’m going to keep it easy breezy lemon squeezy in this post because if I go stream of consciousness it will become unhinged hella fast.
- On that note, I saw this quote and thought, “ha, that is such a funny way to same ‘same ole shit,’ I am going to start using that!” Then the more I thought about it I realized my problem is actually each day is a completely different often disgusting soup I wasn’t expecting at all. So it doesn’t exactly work for me.
- Last week I was talking about Penny shenanigans, then that SAME DAY she approached an Amazon delivery person and accompanied them to the front door. Oh, Pennifer. She just wants some love.
- Our Europe trip was a year ago now. Craziness! Wish we could do it all again.
- I read an amazing joke I need to share with you all. Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? A: Stationery. Buah ha ha. Have I mentioned I love dad jokes?
- I need my hair dyed so badly! GAH! I didn’t schedule it last time I was at the salon because I wasn’t sure if I’d need to save money (due to unemployment – I am still employed). Long story long I have an ENTIRE spa day tomorrow including my first facial!
- I made time to paint last weekend! Yay! I hadn’t since I was with Val and Tiff at the end of March.
Yay for spa day! Also boo for the reason why you put it off.
My biggest disappointment about Doggo is that she doesn’t bark when we get Amazon deliveries! Our old dog was very sweet, but if anyone approached the house, she let us know. If was very convenient to have her notify us about deliveries in real time. Now we have to wait a few minutes for the notification to come through Amazon’s system and who has time for that?
I loooove dad jokes. Hubs says that I make them more than he does, which is quite a compliment.