A while ago, I was complaining to Steven about some screaming children that were on the morning train ride. He asked, “why would children even be on a train that early in the morning?”

I don’t know. School? Daycare? To drive the other riders nuts?

Lately, a woman has been getting on the morning train with two toddlers and two middle-school aged children. They only ride for a few stops, but her younger children scream and yell the entire time.

She continually yells at them, “Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!” while they continually scream and disturb everyone on the train. She sure does get a lot of dirty looks.

Yesterday, she decided she needed to make a phone call and yell at her kids to shut up, all while riding the train.

She was calling about a phone account. They must have asked for her name, and she yells, “JULIE! J-U-L-I-E! ‘J’ as in…” long pause here, ‘… John? Yeah, ‘J’ as in John.” Er…

How about “J” as in jacka$$? Or “J” as in jerk? Or, “J” as in, just quit riding the train because you’re driving everyone nuts? (yeah, that last one didn’t exactly work).

I need a vacation.