A few complaints!

A few complaints!

I’m having a great summer. But I’m human. I need to complain: Why do manufacturers assume I want my paper towels and toilet paper to be BIGGER?! I do not! I have the feeling they do this to charge more for less, not give us more for less. And it’s...
My superpower

My superpower

Last week Mica told me about an icebreaker she participated in where you had to say what you’d want your superpower to be. She asked me what mine would be, and I said never getting sick or injured (so basically, amazing immunity and invulnerability). But even...
Wednesdays are my Mondays

Wednesdays are my Mondays

I love it when I wake up in the morning and smell a stink bomb, then go to Data’s litter box to cover it up, and realize it’s NOT in his litter box. It’s all over the welcome mat. And door threshold. And door. WHY DATA WHY I love it when I get to...
Q: Why not?

Q: Why not?

A: If the weather’s sh*t And… a completely unrelated rant called “CHECK MY CALENDAR!!!” I have leave from work tomorrow to attend a seminar in another state with Steven. It’s on my public (to my coworkers) work calendar. A work meeting...