Have you seen that ChatGPT “roast my IG” trend? You take a screenshot of your Instagram, upload it to ChatGPT, and ask it to roast you based off of the image. I did it for my rock account and thought it was hilarious, and decided to do it for my personal account:

From ChatGPT: Let’s see what we’ve got here:

1. Planes, Planes, Planes: If it has wings, it’s on your feed. Are you secretly trying to outdo the Wright brothers? Or maybe you’re just waiting for someone to mistake you for a pilot at the airport.
2. Aviation Enthusiast Level 100: Between the cockpit selfies and the runway shots, you might as well get a pilot’s license—oh wait, you did. Congrats! Now, how about mixing in a few non-airborne activities?
3. Sunset Strolls: That sunset shot is giving me major “deep in thought” vibes. Were you pondering life’s mysteries or just thinking about your next flight?
4. Beachy Vibes: You love hanging out by the water, but I’m starting to wonder—are you just waiting for the chance to take off and fly across it?
5. Workout Warriors: You’ve got more workout pics than a fitness influencer. Between flying planes and lifting weights, when do you sleep? Or are you powered by pure adrenaline?
6. Family Fun: I see a lot of smiles and sunglasses. You’ve got the “cool parent” look down, but we all know the sunglasses are there to hide the exhaustion from chasing kids all day.
7. Squad Goals: You’ve got a solid crew—whether they’re friends, family, or fellow aviation addicts. But are you recruiting them for your own private air force?

In summary, your IG feed is a mix of soaring through the skies, flexing at the gym, and soaking up good times with loved ones. It’s like you’re trying to live out every action movie ever made, all while making it look easy. Keep those engines—and those smiles—running! /endChatGPT

“How about mixing in a few non-airborne activities?” Buah ha ha. I did take a screenshot after a few airplane heavy weeks.

Anyway, that was fun because it was nice, gentle roasting with sweet little compliments that made me feel good. I asked it to roast Val and Tiff’s rock accounts for them and it was not gentle at all! So if you do this, proceed with caution! (You can always ask it to be nicer, like I did)