I love tacos, don’t get me wrong, but my heart 100% belongs to burritos. Always has, always will.

So when I saw this toy at the party store this weekend I was all CAT MAKING HOME ALONE FACE! (Or maybe HUMAN MAKING HOME ALONE FACE? That makes more sense…)

It’s one of those blind-box inspired toys where you don’t know which one you are going to get (spend MORE MORE MORE to collect them all!). You unroll the burrito “shell” and tin foil “wrapper” and there is a little stuffed animal inside – either a puppito, catito, slothito, pigito, bunnito, bearito or monkito, and it has a stamp on its bum for mild, medium, hot, or super spicy! Ha.

Steven saw me looking at it and said “You don’t need that.” True! I don’t. I loved stuffed animals but have plenty.

But you know who I could get it for? My nephew that I am seeing this weekend!

I was texting with my snis last night and told her “I got this fun toy for William I wanted to get myself.”

She asked what it was so I sent a picture and explained it, and she responded with:

Ha. Ha ha ha.

And yes, my tortilla banket:

Ha, when I read “tortilla,” I pronounce it “tor-til-la” in my head, even though I know it’s “tor-tee-ya.” I blame Napoleon Dynamite for the inspiration for the mispronunciation.

My snis knows me well. I suppose this means we’ll have to have burritos when we’re together this weekend! And Thai. We always have Thai when we’re together.

And I will definitely report back on which Cutetito William gets. I know you’re dying to find out!