• I’m glad I wore my reflective, flashing LED vest – this fog is INTENSE

  • I’m more of a JOMO than FOMO gal, so when I actually feel left out, it HURTS, big time.
  • It’s great that I can run to a trail in just over two miles, but one of the few things I miss about our town home location is being a minute walk from a trail.
  • OMG these red-winged blackbirds! Back off, mofos!

  • Should we cancel our tickets to the movies tonight so I can clean the house? The movie isn’t even getting good reviews… but I paid $5 for two tickets, so…
  • I really want to stop and take cool fog photos, but the mosquitoes are eating me up.
  • Where are our rain ponchos?
  • Why do I get so anxious about having things on my to do list, until I cross them off? Why can’t I relax?!
  • Don’t run away, deers! I won’t hurt you!

  • Yeah, ten miles is enough for today.
  • I wonder if I could get up at 4:00 am to run tomorrow…
  • Man, when I tell people about how the hands-free law is becoming more strict here starting July 1 (pdf here) they lose their sh*t and ask me “HOW WILL THEY KNOW I WAS TOUCHING MY PHONE?!?!?” Don’t kill the messenger!
  • I wonder what is going on with [name redacted]. I hope they’re okay.
  • I am so regretting this cat eye manicure. Blah.
  • [plans out outfit for Rolling Stones concert]
  • I wonder if Dad and I will bike on this trail when he’s here. [plans out potential ride routes]
  • Yeah, I’m really glad I wore my reflective, flashing LED vest. I don’t think I should be running in this fog. Eek!