So maybe I jinxed myself by talking about nope ropes. We were in the basement last night, and Steven goes “what the f*ck?!” while looking at the wall, and I am looking at it, looking for whatever he is what the f*cking, and I don’t see anything.

“What is it?!” I ask.

“A nope rope!”

It was maybe a foot long

Ha. Ha ha ha. I love that he called it that, because the whole reason I polled you guys on knowing what it is is because he said no one does.

Fun fact: nope ropes are called danger noodles when they have poisonousย venom (Steven said he likes danger noodle better), and apparently, they have many other names:

These Lucidchart vids crack me the hell up

I grabbed our small animal transport box, which is a shoebox with a bunch of holes punched in it.

Hey! Guess what? Snakes can get through holes!

I hurried upstairs to release him, but he was slithering out by the time I got to the door leading in to the garage. I had to turn the box so he wouldn’t drop on the floor (in to our house!) and hurry to open up the garage door and run outside in my socks and put him in the driveway. Ha. I went back in, put my shoes on, put him back in the box, then put him in the woods.

Fun times.

But really, snakes don’t bother me. Spiders don’t either. Just things that have TOO MANY LEGS. Like centipedes. Okay, and earworms do gross me out.

Here are some other animal pictures from yesterday: