Buah ha ha. You guys can totally tell what this pattern I knit is, right? RIGHT?!

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Oh, maybe a close-up would help:

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What, you still can’t tell?!

Any last guesses before I show you the pattern?

Ha. That monstrosity, is supposed to be this:

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No, not a knitted scene of Data, Steven’s slipper, and an arrow pointing to a knitted pattern of three cats, ha ha. It supposed the pattern the arrow is pointing to.

Um, yeah.

Even Data knew it was crap. Look at that judgy face when I was getting started!

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Seriously, mom? You’re such a loser.

I could kind of tell after the first few rows that the pattern was not going to turn out. But I decided to keep going for practice. And now… I get to practice un-doing the whole thing and hand winding a ball of yarn! Ha!

The good news is, I can read a pattern. The bad news is, I can’t tell which patterns are bad, simply by looking at them. Eh. I was kind of bored after knitting a washcloth with an “I” monogram and wanted to try something different. And now I did. Ha ha.

Steven and I are actually looking for a pattern for a knitted laptop sleeve (for me to make), but I can’t find one that we both really like that isn’t crocheted. The search continues!