I had to get my fingerprints taken at work today (hence the pink fingertips). The start of this process involved me filling out a form with identifying information. The person taking my fingerprints transferred that information on to three cards (for three sets of prints) then asked me to confirm all of the information, and that I had no aliases or tattoos/scars.

No aliases for me. No scars/tattoos.

We start taking the fingerprints, on my right hand, and we’re chatting about whatever… we get to my left hand and when she starts the prints for my middle finger, she looks over at my wedding bands and says “Wait! You’re married!” I say, “Yeah…” She tells me, “Well, you said you didn’t have any aliases!” Oh! So that is what the form meant by aliases.

Seriously, I was thinking, “Aliases! I’m not Batman! I don’t have any aliases!”

DUH.

So we re-did the forms and the whole process took me twice as long as it should have. Oops. She was cool about it.

What is interesting is that wikipedia describes alias the same way I was thinking about it – as a way to hide your identity. And dictionary.com does too – although the second description there sounds more like what they were looking for. So, I don’t feel too stupid about it all.

But I was thinking, “If I had an alias, why would I give it away?!”

Have you ever had to get your fingerprints taken? Or given away your alias?!